[feministbatman]

Presented by myself and @goodluckdetective without comment

[awindylife]

That. That is the entire high literature summed up. You just broke all man-written novels

[elwurd]

[asspostate]

miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at

[sickchild]

everybody shut the fuck up i don't want to see any posts that aren't about baby gromit

[raptorific]

If I didn’t remember actually reading this in an actual Calvin and Hobbes book as a child I’d think it was ironically photoshopped like those comics where Mickey Mouse and Goofy talk about how reality is an illusion but this comic strip was actually just……. already………… like that……………

[karazrel]

robert pattinson singlehandedly destroying every single joker before he’s even put the suit on

[aliov]

This is from “Old Gays Try Grindr” and i’m dying

[snakegay]

one time an old lady told me, unprompted, “you have long fingers.. perfect for pickpocketing, or playing the piano” and im pretty sure she was an oblivion npc

[spams-from-k-deactivated2022030]

[dragontribeadventures]

Damascus was a bad man at the vet and was very bitey so he got put in the lizard straight jacket for his x-rays.

[followthebluebell]

Imprisoned for his crimes

[animetitle]

god i love being part of the internet’s most monetarily worthless user base. i love going to bed knowing that at least one social media site isn’t making shit off my presence.

[tropicalhomestead]

Math time:

• $1.1 billion paid by Verizon
• Minus the purported $3 million buyout
• Divided by numbers of unique users (380 million in August 2019)

You, personally, cost Verizon $2.89 USD

[legaleesi]

Hey @verizon

[gamera7]

pretzels is the same

[geniusoflove]

me trying to sound employable: i love effort.... and doing things. i love trying. working is the best. i love it when its hard, and bad